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| from the Daily Mail |
It's an untold scandal. Sue Gray's Report on party gate is so hot, so scandalous that "the system" will hand us only a "watered down version" but... by telling us it's watered down we can only imagine the rest: I don't know... a drunk Carrie heavily flirting with Rishi Sunak 9 months before Romy's birth, therefore the brown hair. Or... Boris telling everybody he can wipe his ass with the mask and tears his pants apart to show, I mean the booze parties lasted till 1AM and everybody laughing and drinking. It can happen.
Now, excuse me, you give the watered down version and you tell me it's watered down and then? What do I do with a watered down version? I can only wait for Murdoch to pay a spy to get the real one, but for Murdoch it would be easier to get it directly from Sue Gray, and then The Sun in a week would publish the uncut version, like those sexy movies where there's the cut and the uncut tape or film.
And then the Daily Mail would say "The Sun says".
Who has the full version that's clearly already envisioned by many people that count can blackmail the Prime Minister who doesn't care, and doesn't resign and raises taxes boldly against the Tories' will, he's not sated with defying the back-benchers, spitting in their faces policies they don't like. But is it normal that the Tories don't like high taxes and don't like to be duped on Covid deaths numbers and be given "restrictions and masks and lockdowns" and then try to get material, blackmailing material to make Boris Johnson do the right thing, or pardon, at least the decent thing.
Now you know the way we are, Daily Mail, dear Paul (Dacre) you tell me there is an uncut version you know we expect you to reveal that one to us. Otherwise, if it were a secret, a real one, you would tell us "Mmm... Sue Gray's report's nothing hot" "theres' nothing to hide" or no?